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Will AI replace Celebrity Physician jobs? · Latest report #n8r7er4w
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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsYou prescribe validation; our sensors will eventually prescribe actual medicine instead.
Highly paid enabler of healthy lifestyle choices.
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Private care with zero human gossip.
bzzt.youAI▸ CONCIERGEAI MED-POD 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters gossip from diagnostic data
You manage the health and paranoia of wealthy public figures using discretion and concierge medical diagnostics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle emotional cues in a patient's eyes during a crisis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
Wearables replace your manual checking of heart rates and vitals.
Year 8
An app handles the initial complaints and sorts real from trivial.
Year 16
Sealed clinics perform all labs and scans without human staff.
Year 25
A machine predicts the illness before the celebrity even complains.
Year 40 · D-Day
The celebrity realizes a silent algorithm keeps them alive longer.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
98%
Average bedside manner score
0
Discretion protocol violations
1200
Hours spent waiting in limos
Your severance
A non-disclosure agreement and one year of silence.
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