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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou sell overpriced data plans to people who just want iPhones.
Professional upseller of unlimited data that is never unlimited.
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pop?you▸ PLANBOT RETAIL-STATION 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
bypasses all manual credit checks instantly
You pitch monthly service contracts and upsell hardware accessories while managing store inventory and customer plan upgrades.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a customer is lying about their current device's condition.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Customer apps begin handling all SIM card porting tasks automatically.
Month 5
RFID sensors replace manual count sheets for your phone cases.
Month 10
Video-enabled kiosks handle plan upgrades without human help.
Month 15
AI models perfect the art of the perfect plan pitch.
Month 21 · D-Day
The store locks its doors and goes fully automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
$12.00
Average commission per upsell
4,000 hours
Time spent explaining data limits
0.02%
Customers who actually read contracts
Your severance
A refurbished flip phone and one month of roaming.
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