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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling overpriced plastic rectangles to people who just want a discount.
Professional reader of terms and conditions you ignore.
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splat.you▸ KIOSK-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
upsells insurance to every single user
You recite data plans and pretend to care about screen resolution. You upsell accessories nobody actually needs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes talk a frustrated customer out of a tantrum.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart shelf tags replace your handwritten deal posters.
Week 12
Robotic sensors grade used phones better than your eyes.
Month 6
The kiosk handles the plan pitch perfectly every time.
Month 10
Warehouse robots restock shelves without needing a lunch break.
Month 14 · D-Day
The glass door locks forever as the kiosk takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
400 daily
Average forced smile
3 per hour
Lie about contract terms
12 percent
Screen protector application error
Your severance
A slightly cracked iPhone 11 and a lukewarm coffee.
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