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October 20, 2032
In 6 yearsGravity is the only reason you are still technically employed today.
High-altitude technician (expert at dodging lightning and gravity).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Maintenance at altitude, minus the human liability.
oof.youAI▸ ASCEND-X 4000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates transceivers while hanging by a tether
You climb steel lattices to inspect antennas and replace faulty coaxial cables. It is mostly dangerous heights and very specific radio-frequency calibration.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically troubleshoot a frozen latch when the wind chill hits zero.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-resolution thermal cameras replace your first visual site inspection of the tower structure.
Month 13
Integrated sensors feed real-time RF data to our servers, eliminating your manual signal testing.
Year 2.5
Automated units installed at the tower head perform minor adjustments to antenna tilt angles.
Year 4
Modular connectors allow robot arms to swap faulty coaxial lines without manual splicing.
Year 6 · D-Day
The spider-like Ascend-X platform fully handles all structural maintenance tasks independently of human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
150 feet
Average height
High
Human error probability
40 lbs
Equipment weight
Your severance
A safety harness and a one-way bus ticket.
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