Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Cellar Door Painter jobs? · Latest report #dueki97h
Your job has an expiration date
March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsA specialized brush for a hole you will never visit again.
Master of tight, damp, and neglected home thresholds.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Coating your damp entryways with surgical precision.
help!youAI▸ RUSTGUARD CELLAR-BOT 900▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sprays hydrophobic polymer sealant over every crack
You sand, prime, and coat cellar entryways to stop rust and wood rot. It is tedious, damp work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if the cellar frame is too warped for the paint to stick.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scan the geometry of every cellar door frame.
Month 7
Automated buffers remove loose paint without damaging structural integrity.
Month 16
Computer-guided arms apply uniform primer to every corner.
Year 2.5
Software waits for the exact humidity window to seal.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Your access to the job site is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
12
Average doors per week
38
Hours spent smelling fumes
High
Rust recurrence probability
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium rust-proof primer.
Discussion
