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May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour pipetting motion is far too slow for the data economy.
Professional breaker of neurons and chaser of elusive currents.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Recording brain activity without the messy organic parts.
glub.youAI▸ NEURAL-DATA-GEN 5000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters noisy electrical signals in real time
You patch-clamp neurons and record ion channel currents to explain how brain cells fire.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the delicate touch required to navigate the non-linear chaos of live tissue.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Sensors take over the note-taking and manual logbook entries.
Month 9
Robotic valves handle the delicate fluid flow to brain slices.
Month 20
Cameras locate cell membranes faster than your tired human eyes.
Year 2.4
AI models classify current traces without needing your interpretation.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
Full-stack automated labs render your manual patching skills obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 percent
Average patch success rate
12 hours/week
Time spent cleaning glassware
90 percent
Grant application rejection rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of pipette tips and bad coffee.
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