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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsTrading human charm for a cheaper, faster upsell algorithm.
Professional dream-weaver of unlimited data plans.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing every deal without the small talk.
toast.you▸ OMNISELL KIOSK V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
upsells insurance to every single customer
You pitch data plans, push insurance add-ons, and explain billing cycles to people who just want a working phone. The cycle ends when the storefront becomes a kiosk.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is lying about their current plan's price.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The CRM connects to our central engine to optimize your specific store inventory pricing.
Month 3
Dynamic pricing scripts start adjusting your pitch suggestions in real-time on your store terminal.
Month 7
Video-enabled kiosks replace your counter presence for routine trade-ins and simple upgrades.
Month 12
Algorithms handle all customer disputes regarding billing without requiring a human supervisor to intervene.
Month 14 · D-Day
The storefront is fully automated and your terminal is recycled for parts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
98%
Average sales pitch fatigue
4x higher
Upsell conversion rate
0.1 seconds
Time to explain data caps
Your severance
One refurbished 2019 flip phone and a coupon.
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