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May 30, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTrading your soul for a slightly cheaper phone plan upgrade.
Professional plan-pusher and accessory-bundle artist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Selling plans better than any human ever could.
bzzt.youAI▸ CONNECT-BOT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
traps customers in infinite bundle loops
You push monthly data plans and upsell accessories to people who just want a working phone charger.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is about to walk out the door.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Interactive touch screens start handling basic plan upgrades and billing.
Month 7
Vending machines replace the shelves of cables and phone cases.
Month 15
An AI model starts whispering the best retention offers to customers.
Month 22
Central software takes over inventory tracking and sales reporting tasks.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The store goes fully automated with no human staff required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
84%
Average rejection rate
0.3%
Upsell conversion delta
4 cups
Coffee consumed per shift
Your severance
A slightly used charging cable and a store key.
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