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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsEnjoy your spinning drum while it still has a human heartbeat.
Professional heavy-hauler, expert in avoiding concrete premature set.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pours precisely, never complains about the traffic.
help!youAI▸ AGGREGATEAUTONOMOUS MK. IV▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers concrete before the clock starts ticking
You haul wet concrete to job sites, monitoring drum rotation speeds to prevent hardening. Your day is a race against aggregate set times and narrow site access.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which loose gravel roads will collapse under the weight of your rig.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and telematics determine the perfect, fuel-efficient path to every active construction site.
Month 7
High-pressure nozzle arrays automatically cleanse drum internals to eliminate your most hated daily chore.
Month 16
Real-time viscosity sensors adjust drum speed automatically to maintain the perfect concrete mix ratio.
Year 2.5
Self-driving chassis maneuver your rig into tight, unstructured zones without human steering inputs.
Year 4 · D-Day
The site foreman switches to the fleet-wide remote interface, making your truck seat obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
0.02%
Spillage probability
zero
Idle talk capacity
100%
Optimal mix maintenance
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a traffic jam simulator app.
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