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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYou track the dead while the living automate your entire ledger.
Administrator of the quietest office in town.
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Final rest, autonomously managed.
shred.you▸ NECRO-ADMIN V4.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
processes burial paperwork without human error
You oversee burial scheduling, plot maintenance, and administrative records. You coordinate ground crews for gravesite preparation and landscaping.
The one thing AI can't do
You provide a human face to families navigating the most difficult days of their lives.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 6
Your paper files are migrated to an automated cloud database.
Month 15
Ground-penetrating radar bots map every grave to prevent errors.
Year 2
Families book burial services directly through an automated interface.
Year 2.8
Autonomous robotic mowers handle all landscaping and stone cleaning.
Year 4 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the facility administration.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
12
plots managed per day
0.1%
administrative error rate
3 weekly
unnecessary meetings
Your severance
A plot in a non-automated municipal section.
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