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October 20, 2033
In 7 yearsYou specialize in long-term storage, but the market is becoming crowded.
Professional ground-breaker and landscape tactician of the afterlife.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision depth for eternal resting stability.
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levels uneven ground with sub-millimeter precision
You perform manual excavation, heavy landscaping, and meticulous groundskeeping for final resting plots. Your work requires navigating complex legal regulations and sensitive client interactions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can provide genuine comfort to grieving families that a processor will never understand.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Satellite imagery and drone scans will digitize every plot to replace your paper logs.
Month 16
Swarm-based lawn robots will handle all grass maintenance without requiring human oversight.
Year 3.3
Robotic excavators will begin performing deep-trenching tasks with consistent depth calibration.
Year 5
You transition to a monitoring role while machines handle the physical labor.
Year 7 · D-Day
The site becomes fully self-regulating with autonomous maintenance systems and cloud-based management.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.1%
0.1mm
Average excavation depth deviation
400
Plots maintained per shift
High
Human emotional fatigue index
Your severance
A plot in a non-prime location for your descendants.
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