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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsKnocking on doors is an expensive way to ask people their age.
Professional porch-stander and doorbell-ringer extraordinaire.
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Truth from above, no doorbells needed.
toast.youAI▸ DATASWEEP SENTINEL V1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
maps every household in the district instantly
You walk streets to confirm addresses and record household data manually. The machine will do it via satellite.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a dog behind the door is actually going to bite.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
High-resolution cameras identify every residential unit from orbit.
Month 7
Public records and utility accounts sync to build the register.
Month 13
Connected smart devices confirm household occupancy automatically.
Month 20
Algorithms predict missing survey answers based on neighbor demographics.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The last census taker is reassigned to data auditing duty.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
15,000
Steps taken daily
42
Door slams per shift
0.001%
Data collection speed
Your severance
One pair of comfortable walking shoes and a bus pass.
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