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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsPredicting the economy is just guessing with better stationary.
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Interest rates calculated with perfect, cold bias.
oof.youAI▸ MONETARYLOGIC-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
crashes the market in 4 milliseconds
You oversee monetary policy, set interest rates, and try to sound important while talking to financial markets.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can keep a straight face during a recession.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
The system begins processing all economic indicators faster than you.
Month 3
An LLM writes your press releases, making you sound less confused.
Month 7
Algorithms simulate board decisions with higher accuracy than your committee.
Month 9
Rate changes are pushed directly to banking software without your input.
Month 14 · D-Day
The president's chair is repurposed as a server cooling rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
8 per second
Interest rate pivots
0 percent
Diplomatic double-speak
Reduced to zero
Annual golf rounds
Your severance
A commemorative gold coin and a LinkedIn badge.
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