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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou get paid millions to guess while algorithms calculate the truth.
Professional gambler with a suit and a board seat.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Decisions faster than your nervous system.
oof.youAI▸ MARKETMASTER CORE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes high-frequency trades during your lunch
You make high-stakes investment decisions and manage market risk using real-time data feeds and team performance reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with such conviction that they believe you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI starts shadowing your emails and performance spreadsheets.
Week 10
Software suggests better market moves than your current strategy.
Month 6
Algorithms handle firm deals based on historical leverage.
Month 9
The AI replaces your slide deck with cold mathematical certainty.
Month 14 · D-Day
The board realizes the machine never sleeps or complains.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
too many
Quarterly P&L swings
minus 4%
Golf game impact
astronomical
Ego-driven burn rate
Your severance
A final golden parachute made of heavy lead.
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