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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour visionary pivots are just inputs for our board-room algorithm.
Serial founder of things people find slightly annoying.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The board prefers our logic over your gut.
help!youAI▸ CORPORATEOVERRIDE X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers quarterly earnings without a shred of guilt
You spend days crafting mission statements, securing venture capital, and pretending you know what your engineers are building.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to investors with enough charm to delay the bankruptcy filing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI writes your decks using real market data instead of dreams.
Month 4
Sensors cut your travel budget before you even book them.
Month 8
An algorithm manages the board of directors with cold efficiency.
Month 12
Data-driven logic dictates your next product move without ego.
Month 18 · D-Day
The shareholders realize they never needed a human visionary anyway.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
4.2
Pivot frequency per quarter
1:5
Coffee-to-visionary-statement ratio
98%
Percentage of meetings wasted
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one useless stock option.
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