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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsReplacing the board with an algorithm that actually likes shareholders.
Professional golden parachute deployer and shareholder whisperer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Profit maximization without the pesky conscience.
bzzt.you▸ CAPITAI-EXECUTIVE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes stock prices by liquidating departments
You juggle drug research budgets, investor calls, and regulatory compliance. Soon, an agent will handle all of it.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a reporter with a straight face during a scandal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
AI models predict drug failure risks better than your gut feeling.
Month 10
A chatbot manages investor relations without making awkward, expensive promises.
Month 20
Software navigates clinical trial compliance far faster than your legal team.
Year 2.5
The board is replaced by a high-frequency trading efficiency algorithm.
Year 3 · D-Day
The office is repurposed as a server farm for your successor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
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Annual board meeting minutes
0.00%
Quarterly earnings call errors
None
Golf course time wasted
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition island.
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