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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou sell subscriptions to children while ignoring the broken school system.
Professional visionary, casual burner of venture capital.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing strategy with pure math.
help!youAI▸ DECISION-ENGINE V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates assets during earnings calls
You pitch software to investors and convince school boards to buy unproven, expensive learning platforms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a donor with convincing, heartfelt eye contact.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI scans every email and board presentation you have written.
Month 3
Internal memos are replaced by automated, cold logic spreadsheets.
Month 6
An LLM generates more convincing investor updates than you ever did.
Month 9
A deepfake avatar handles school board contract negotiations flawlessly.
Month 13 · D-Day
The board fires you because the algorithm increased revenue by 4%.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
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Quarterly pitch deck revisions
70% load
Time spent in board meetings
12,000
Meaningless educational buzzwords uttered
Your severance
One free subscription to your own failed app.
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