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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsA glorified text generator is about to replace your hallucinated vision.
Serial founder of companies that don't actually build anything.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating alpha, minus the inflated ego.
split.youAI▸ EXECU-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers unhinged keynote on market dominance
You pitch vaporware to gullible venture capitalists and manage internal burnout. Machines do this better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to investors with enough charisma to avoid a federal investigation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An LLM generates more inspiring mission statements than you ever could.
Week 6
Sensors and software track financial decay faster than your CFO.
Month 3
A chatbot manages investor questions with higher accuracy and less panic.
Month 4
The algorithm pivots the company business model based on live trends.
Month 6 · D-Day
The board terminates your contract in favor of a server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
42
Hallucinations per board meeting
99%
Burnout rate of underlings
8 hours
Time spent on Twitter
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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