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June 19, 2027
In 8 monthsYou are currently building the thing that will finalize your firing.
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You spend your days raising venture capital, managing investor expectations, and debating research safety. Soon, an autonomous agent will optimize your burn rate to zero.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to journalists with an endearing, human-like desperation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM agent generates hyper-personalized pitch decks that statistically maximize investor interest.
Month 3
Algorithms replace your strategic meetings by calculating optimal development paths for your LLMs.
Month 5
Smart software performs better recruitment and internal arbitration than your human management layers.
Month 7
AI models simulate board reactions to predict and bypass all human resistance to scaling.
Month 8 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the entity to maximize throughput and terminate redundant roles.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
4 espressos
Coffee per board meeting
1000:1
Delusional optimism ratio
6 hours
Time spent on X
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to the product you couldn't monetize.
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