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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsA professional middleman who sells automation to replace other people.
Professional visionary of the inevitable machine apocalypse.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The board prefers your lack of salary.
split.youAI▸ EXECAGENT V9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers empty growth promises indefinitely
You pitch software to boards and claim your algorithms understand human desire better than humans do.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to shareholders with enough conviction to buy another quarter of life.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your emails are now generated by a language model trained on you.
Month 3
Real-time market sentiment replaces your need to guess what matters.
Month 6
Company culture is dictated by an efficiency-optimised algorithmic mandate.
Month 10
AI-generated keynote speeches remove the need for your physical presence.
Month 14 · D-Day
The board decides the server provides better returns without your salary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
48
Buzzwords per slide
Excessive
Coffee-to-profit ratio
12,000
Emails sent to nobody
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a silent board meeting.
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