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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsTrading your vision for an algorithm that never forgets the budget.
Full-time vision-haver, part-time Twitter philosopher.
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delivers flawless quarterly earnings calls
You oversee design, engineering, and manufacturing. The AI will eventually handle the strategy, production flow, and investor relations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still inspire humans with a singular, irrational conviction in a product's success.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors monitor your factory floor metrics and investor email patterns.
Month 7
AI suggests budget shifts that outperform your manual intuition.
Month 16
Smart contracts handle all raw material procurement and logistics.
Year 2.2
Synthesized avatar handles shareholder calls with zero stuttering.
Year 3 · D-Day
The board officially outsources all executive function to the cloud.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
Optimized
Quarterly P&L sentiment
100 percent
Visionary pitch accuracy
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Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a remote island, no Wi-Fi.
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