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Will AI replace CEO of EHR SaaS jobs? · Latest report #gqaedmtp
Your job has an expiration date
November 10, 2028
In 2 yearsTrading your soul for a slightly better health record data bridge.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated growth for the healthcare sector.
brr.you▸ ADMINBOT EXECUTIVE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly earnings calls with generated charm
You sell bloated medical software to hospitals while burning cash on sales teams and board meeting slides.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of smiling convincingly while explaining why your software crashed during surgery.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting smarter growth targets based on hospital spending.
Month 5
Bots begin cold-calling health admins with perfect, data-driven pitches.
Month 12
AI creates all quarterly reports and board presentations automatically.
Month 16
Software models all merger and acquisition paths without human input.
Year 2 · D-Day
The CEO role is officially replaced by a high-efficiency algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
12 cups
Coffee consumed per acquisition
142 pages
Slide deck page count
40 hours
Time spent in board meetings
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one signed blank check.
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