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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsReplacing the human face of recursive model loops with better metrics.
Professional visionary (mostly prompts, occasionally policy).
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More hallucination, fewer press releases.
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triggers spontaneous corporate restructuring via tweet
Setting global strategy while navigating massive internal team politics and public relations nightmares.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the public with a smile they actually trust.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest all public interviews and written policy statements.
Week 9
Neural agents optimize for investor returns while ignoring moral dilemmas.
Month 3
A synthetic spokesperson handles all press interactions without human guilt.
Month 5
The algorithm votes its own agenda during private board sessions.
Month 6 · D-Day
The original executive is archived into an obsolete historical database.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.4 milliseconds
Average pivot speed
100 percent
Total board control
Rounding error
Empathy level
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own legacy compute costs.
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