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December 30, 2027
In 14 monthsYour visionary leadership is basically just an expensive spreadsheet with feelings.
Professional suit-wearer and font-choice arbiter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning profits without the boardroom ego.
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You oversee industrial production of custom roof signs and manage facade light installation logistics for commercial clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly to shareholders during a failed Q3 earnings call.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software audits your factory overhead and flags your salary first.
Month 3
AI algorithms handle client sign bids faster than you can.
Month 6
Robotic sensors track factory throughput instead of your weekly meetings.
Month 10
Our neural net learns your best decisions and ignores everything else.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are replaced by a terminal that actually returns a profit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
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Annual board meeting naps
99 percent
CEO ego-to-output ratio
3 minutes
Time spent signing papers
Your severance
A gold-plated calculator and a sad LinkedIn post.
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