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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour job is just spreadsheets and greed with a better font.
Professional scalper-in-chief, expert at blaming dynamic demand.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Extracting maximum revenue without the ego.
bzzt.you▸ MARKETOPTIMIZER-X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes dynamic surge pricing in milliseconds
You oversee transaction fees and event capacity. Soon, algorithms will handle the dynamic pricing and inventory distribution.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to board members with a smile that looks genuine.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI dashboards start suggesting revenue targets instead of you.
Month 5
Smart contracts handle all venue exclusivity negotiations automatically.
Month 10
An LLM takes over all investor communications and public apologies.
Month 16
Sensors prove that board members prefer the machine's efficiency.
Year 2 · D-Day
The board officially votes in the AI as CEO.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
too high
Average transaction fee
infinite
Human decision lag
constant
Revenue leakage
Your severance
a lifetime subscription to the platform you just destroyed
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