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Your job has an expiration date
February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour career is a legacy feature we are deleting by Tuesday.
Professional gatekeeper of construction safety manuals and certificates.
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automates compliance signatures across all regional branches
You oversee certification compliance and logistics curriculum. You mostly attend board meetings and sign off on industry regulatory reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly to regulators about why the certification pass rates dipped.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your internal logs are synced to the cloud for analysis.
Month 4
AI handles regulatory submissions without any human intervention required.
Month 10
Strategic decisions are proposed by the algorithm for rubber-stamping.
Month 16
Market trends dictate course material changes instantly.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The board prefers the machine because it never takes vacation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per meeting
112
Compliance reports filed annually
120 hours
Time spent saying synergy
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very expensive pen.
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