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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour kiln-fired masterpieces are currently waiting to be printed by robots.
Master of mud, wheel-spinner, and kiln-fire hazard enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect symmetry without the pottery wheel fatigue.
blub.you▸ CLAYFORGE PRO-V▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
molds complex forms from recycled ceramic slurry
You throw clay on wheels, glaze pots, and fire kilns. Your work is messy and uniquely tactile.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the precise moisture level of clay by just touching it with hands.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors regulate precise clay moisture and density without your guessing.
Month 12
Pressure-sensitive pincers center clay lumps without any wobble or human error.
Year 2
Coordinate-tracked arms pull walls to perfect heights and wall thicknesses.
Year 3
Kilns self-regulate temperature ramps and cooling via remote cloud telemetry.
Year 4 · D-Day
The machine finishes the final firing while you find a new hobby.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
94 percent
Clay waste reduction
100 percent
Kiln firing consistency
800 yearly
Average kiln hours
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium kaolin clay.
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