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Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour spreadsheets and pottery chatter are officially on the chopping block.
Professional material tracker and client ceramic communicator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the flow of clay and cash.
split.youAI▸ CERAM-AI OPS 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles complex clay invoices in milliseconds
You track raw material intake, manage ceramic production invoices, and negotiate supply details with various clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which client will complain about a hairline crack in a kiln-fired mug.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
An automated system replaces your manual invoicing and data entry.
Month 7
Smart sensors track raw clay weight and storage levels automatically.
Month 14
A language model handles all client order queries and complaints.
Month 20
Algorithms automatically trigger kiln schedules based on real-time orders.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The factory floor operates at full efficiency without human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
2400 daily
Invoices processed
zero percent
Material waste
not detected
Client empathy
Your severance
A lifetime supply of factory-second ceramic coffee mugs.
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