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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour expensive mud-pies are just data points for a kiln-bot.
Bespoke clay-wrangler and occasional amateur blacksmith.
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Precision firing, zero artistic neuroses.
oof.youAI▸ GLAZEFLOW 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sinter complex geometries at micron-level precision
Crafting bespoke ceramic tiles, firing kilns, and managing boutique art commissions. You shape clay by hand while awaiting gallery validation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell a pretentious client exactly why their vision is structurally impossible.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-resolution 3D scanners map your current tile designs into repeatable vector datasets.
Month 10
Vision-guided robotic arms replicate your hand-pressure on clay batches for uniform density.
Month 21
Spray nozzles apply mineral-accurate glaze layers to eliminate your inconsistent brushwork.
Year 2.5
Internet-linked kilns optimize thermal curves to reduce your failure rate to zero.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The workshop is repurposed as a fully automated, climate-controlled tile production facility.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.02 percent
Kiln downtime
100 percent
Glaze consistency
High
Artisan existential dread
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium industrial grade slip.
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