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Will AI replace Ceramicist and Welder jobs? · Latest report #tgnbkgug
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsSwitching from artisan clay to factory steel is a lateral move.
Master of fire, clay, and arc-eye avoidance.
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Crafting soul, minus the human error.
toast.youAI▸ ARTISANAL-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
perfects the weld under high heat
You throw clay on wheels and melt metal joints with electric arcs. Precision is currently your only remaining defense.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively fix a collapsing wall before the kiln ruins the batch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scan every curve of your clay vessel into memory.
Month 6
Vision-guided arms weld steel frames faster than your tired hands.
Month 16
Software monitors firing curves to eliminate all ruined batches.
Year 2.5
Machine-mixed clay guarantees zero pockets of air for users.
Year 4 · D-Day
The factory floor no longer requires your physical presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.4%
94 percent
Kiln energy waste
Zero human error
Welding seam consistency
Calculated daily
Creative soul tax
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium industrial flux.
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