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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour kiln-fired bowls are just clay waiting to be 3D printed.
Master of mud, slave to the 2200-degree electric oven.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect symmetry without the heartbreak of warping.
glub.youAI▸ GLAZEBOT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
symmetrises every mug with robotic precision
You throw clay on a wheel, trim, glaze, and fire pieces in a kiln for hours.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively fix a collapsing wall on a spinning clay pot.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors monitor your firing heat cycles to learn optimal drying times.
Month 10
Robotic grippers start trimming your pots to avoid human error.
Year 1.9
Automated dip tanks ensure every single piece has uniform thickness.
Year 2.7
A high-speed clay printer replaces the manual throwing process entirely.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your kiln is replaced by a continuous-feed automated sintering tunnel.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
94 percent
Kiln-related existential dread
1 to 1
Clay-covered clothing ratio
12 percent
Average firing crack rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium, non-clumping kiln bricks.
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