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Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour portfolio rebalancing is just an algorithm waiting for a connection.
Professional worrier for the wealthy, spreadsheets for soul.
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Superior wealth growth without the lunch meetings.
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projects perfect wealth growth indefinitely
You manage client assets and tax strategies. You provide retirement plans and monitor volatile market trends.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a nervous client about why the market is tanking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scrape all market data faster than any human terminal.
Month 4
Software finds every tax loophole that human brains usually miss.
Month 11
AI models replace client intuition with cold, hard statistical reality.
Month 21
Smart contracts handle all SEC filings without human errors.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Clients click approve on the robot advisor and never look back.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
0.002ms
Asset rebalancing latency
1,400 cups/year
Coffee consumption
Zero
Retirement projection error
Your severance
A PDF copy of your own soon-to-be-obsolete credentials.
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