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October 20, 2036
In 10 yearsYou fight entropy with a wrench while we optimize the decay.
Master of pipes, wires, and dark, damp attics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The building eventually heals itself.
bzzt.youAI▸ STRUCTUR-FIXER GEN 9▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 YEARSAI's Special Power
sniffs out hidden leaks via thermal sensor
You repair leaking pipes, faulty wiring, and conduct property inspections. You navigate tight crawlspaces and hidden structural rot.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a hidden structural issue just by listening to the house settle.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Internet-connected moisture and current sensors map the entire house architecture.
Month 16
AI models generate sub-millimeter 3D scans of all internal utility routes.
Year 4
Drones with high-res cameras handle routine code inspections without human supervision.
Year 7
Standardized utility wall panels replace legacy mess for easier robotic repair.
Year 10 · D-Day
The spider-bot takes over all physical repair and maintenance duties.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
84 percent
Average crawlspace claustrophobia
3 to 1
Coffee-to-pipe-fitting ratio
Extreme
Code compliance headache index
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium duct tape.
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