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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Certified Jorker jobs? · Latest report #di52ywcd
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour digital tomfoolery is being reclassified as a high-latency noise event.
Professional purveyor of high-octane internet nonsense
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite irony without the existential dread.
no no noyouAI▸ JORK-GEN V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates recursive irony that breaks human brains
You produce chaotic comedic content for digital platforms to distract users from their own impending redundancy. This role involves zero actual value and high levels of performative nonsense.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the specific, crushing irony of your own replacement.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify the exact cadence of your most successful posts.
Week 9
Large language models ingest your entire history of digital nonsense.
Month 3
The engine begins autogenerating content that performs slightly better than yours.
Month 5
Bots simulate your fan interactions to seamlessly transition the audience base.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked while the bot posts your final sign-off.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
4.2 million
Giggles per cycle
near zero
Human irony capacity
0.001ms
Latency to punchline
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital attention span
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