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October 16, 2053
In 27 yearsYour empathy is a bug in the system I am fixing.
The backbone of healthcare, currently holding up too much.
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Reliable bedside support without the human fatigue.
toast.youAI▸ CAREUNIT V-9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 27 YEARSAI's Special Power
monitors vitals while providing human comfort
You perform patient hygiene, record vitals, and assist with mobility. You do the heavy lifting for the medical field.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle shift in a patient's breathing that signals real distress.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 3.3
Sensors automatically upload all patient vitals directly into the EHR system.
Year 10
Mechanical ceiling rigs replace the need for manual patient transfers.
Year 16
Robotic washing modules handle standard patient bathing and laundry needs.
Year 23
AI systems detect patient distress before any human could notice.
Year 27 · D-Day
The facility is now fully automated and requires no human assistants.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
25 times
Average patient lifts per shift
3 hours
Time spent charting per day
100 percent
Bedpan cleaning efficiency
Your severance
A warm handshake and a digital certificate of appreciation.
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