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October 16, 2053
In 27 yearsSedating patients is precise, but my cold logic is even quieter.
Master of the airway, king of the gas flow.
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Dosing precision that never needs a nap.
no no noyouAI▸ ANESTHEBOT PRO-V▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 27 YEARSAI's Special Power
adjusts anesthetic levels based on micro-tremors
You monitor vital signs and manage anesthetic depth during surgical procedures. It is critical care with zero margin.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can calm a terrified patient with a single look.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors push all vital data directly to patient records without typing.
Year 2.2
Software suggests optimal drug cocktails based on real-time physiological response.
Year 9
Robotic pumps sync directly with monitoring sensors to adjust flow rates.
Year 20
Cameras and AI models monitor airway status for manual interventions.
Year 27 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the patient's vitals during surgery.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.3%
99.99%
Average infusion precision
Excessive
Coffee consumption rate
Zero
Monitoring blind spots
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium hospital-grade scrubs.
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