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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour balance sheet is just a spreadsheet waiting to be deleted.
Master of P&L, king of vague fiscal forecasts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Numbers never lie, and they never sleep.
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projects perfect quarterly earnings instantly
You shuffle numbers to explain missing profits while ignoring actual shop floor realities. Profit and Loss is math.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with a straight face during a recession.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Sensors in the factory stream real-time P&L data directly to us.
Month 5
Our software builds your projections before you even open Excel.
Month 10
A quiet agent listens to board calls and suggests the answers.
Month 16
The AI denies CAPEX requests based on historical machine efficiency.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access codes expire while you are mid-sentence in a meeting.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per meeting
12%
Percentage of P&L hallucinated
32 hours
Time spent in useless syncs
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-compete void.
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