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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour complex cash flow models are just glorified spreadsheets waiting for deletion.
Senior Financial Strategist (mostly Excel, occasionally actual strategy)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Numbers never lie, and they never sleep.
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deletes your quarterly projections in seconds
You review financial statements and forecast budgets for mid-sized firms in Los Angeles. Your job ends at optimization.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can explain the bad margins to a founder.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull every transaction directly from your clients' bank accounts.
Month 4
Algorithms replace your manual spreadsheets with real-time financial scenario plotting.
Month 8
An interactive interface presents the data to boards without your input.
Month 13
Your advisory role is reduced to confirming the machine's summary report.
Month 18 · D-Day
The client terminates your contract because the machine works for free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
42
Annual board meeting naps
12,000
Spreadsheets needing deletion
800
Hours spent in LA traffic
Your severance
A one-year subscription to an automated accounting software.
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