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January 16, 2028
In 15 monthsYou are just a very expensive filter for Excel spreadsheets.
Expert in turning blank cells into terrifying red graphs.
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oof.youAI▸ AUDITBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects total market collapse with one click
Building complex financial models and drafting slide decks to explain why the company lost money this quarter.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull client bank records directly into the ledger system.
Month 4
Algorithms create financial forecasts without your messy manual inputs.
Month 8
Vision models auto-fill your presentation decks with clean charts.
Month 12
The AI answers board questions using real-time data streams.
Month 15 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your desk is recycled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
4,200 annually
Slides built
too many
Excel errors
400 liters
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a meditation app.
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