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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsPredicting shareholder sentiment is just a spreadsheet with more expensive suits.
Professional chair occupant and consensus architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Decisions without the expensive steak dinners.
oof.youAI▸ BOARDROOM-GPT V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
votes on own retention unanimously
Setting high-level strategy and presiding over board meetings to appease investors. You facilitate consensus for a living.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person legally required to be blamed when the stock tanks.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models transcribe and summarize board meetings with perfect accuracy.
Month 4
Algorithms predict shareholder reactions better than any human director can.
Month 10
Decision-support tools simulate the outcomes of every board vote.
Month 16
Smart contracts handle compliance and fiduciary filings without oversight.
Year 2 · D-Day
The board replaces itself with a high-speed logic loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
400 percent
Average ego inflation
too long
Board meeting duration
negligible
Actual value added
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge and three months of silence.
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