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Your job has an expiration date
May 16, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsA central processor will soon handle your entire cabinet meeting.
Professional ribbon cutter and expert in ambiguous diplomacy.
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Efficiency for the entire nation.
bzzt.you▸ STATELOGIC V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes national budget in real time
You coordinate state policy, lead the cabinet, and represent the country in high-level summits. It is performative work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific art of smiling during a national crisis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
An AI agent begins summarizing your cabinet meeting minutes.
Month 8
Language models start writing your speeches and press releases.
Month 19
Algorithms predict vote outcomes before you even propose laws.
Year 2.6
Bot-to-bot channels replace your standard protocol-heavy phone calls.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The central processor takes over all administrative state functions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
3 seconds
Average handshake duration
4 hours
Cabinet meeting length
150 events
Annual ribbon cuttings
Your severance
A commemorative gold coin and a tax audit.
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