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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour job is literally just a calendar invite to nowhere.
Professional echo chamber architect for redundant corporate buzzwords.
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schedules infinite meetings for your replacement
You facilitate internal workshops and send newsletters to convince humans that AI is not coming for them.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still pretend to care when a VP explains their 'vision' for the team.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM script sends your weekly newsletters to the abyss.
Week 9
Bots track employee grumbles better than your surveys ever did.
Month 3
Pre-recorded avatars run your Q&A sessions on loop.
Month 5
The calendar invite is deleted by a script.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked during your lunch break.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
2 percent
Newsletter open rates
14 weekly
Unnecessary syncs
Zero
AI fluency improvement
Your severance
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