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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Change Lead jobs? · Latest report #859xqmdh
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou track the chaos that your own meetings created.
Professional cat-herder of corporate scope creep.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time scope enforcement without the drama.
oof.youAI▸ CHANGELOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates sign-off via cold-blooded logic
You document scope creep, update JIRA tickets, and beg stakeholders to sign off on minor project pivots.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a stakeholder is lying about their budget constraints during a call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull directly from Git commits to update your project dashboards.
Month 5
The AI flags scope creep before it even reaches your inbox.
Month 10
Smart agents simulate stakeholder approval based on historical budget data.
Month 15
The system auto-closes abandoned tasks without human intervention.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-governing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4 per week
Average pivot cycles
12 hours
Ticket update latency
94 percent
Stakeholder annoyance level
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Agile Resilient'.
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