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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou sell the change that will eventually replace your own desk.
Professional slide-deck filler and corporate-buzzword translator.
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Generating slide decks faster than human consultants.
pop?you▸ STRATEGYBOT V4.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates strategy reports in ten seconds
You produce slide decks and change strategy documents to help companies adopt new AI and digital tools.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is secretly terrified.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Smart software replaces the manual synthesis of your internal interviews.
Month 4
Layout engines build your slide decks without human input.
Month 8
AI models generate your strategy roadmaps based on industry norms.
Month 13
Interactive bots handle your change management workshops for staff.
Month 18 · D-Day
The client replaces the firm with an automated strategy dashboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
450 slides
Slides produced per hour
12 terms
Buzzwords per paragraph
Zero cups
Client coffee consumption
Your severance
Two months of expired LinkedIn Learning subscriptions.
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