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November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou are a professional middleman for a firm that hates computers.
Professional human bridge between legal dinosaurs and broken code.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time decision making without the human ego.
oof.youAI▸ PORTFOLIO-OPTIMIZER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates portfolio rebalancing in three nanoseconds
You translate business complaints into technical tickets and shuffle project portfolios to delay inevitable failure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a partner will panic over a simple software update.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your manual intake forms are replaced by a direct request portal.
Month 4
Algorithms rank project priority based on ROI instead of partner egos.
Month 7
Dashboards eliminate the need for your weekly status meeting slide deck.
Month 10
Software nudges guide staff to use the tools without your intervention.
Month 13 · D-Day
You receive an automated logout notification as your account is deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
89 percent
Average meeting pointlessness
4,200 annually
Emails ignored
High
Portfolio drift risk
Your severance
A one-month trial subscription to a productivity app.
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