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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou specialize in explaining to people why they are being fired.
Professional architect of corporate confusion and meeting organizer
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gaslights the entire department in seconds
You draft slide decks to explain company restructures and hold workshops to manage employee emotional resistance to change.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a department head starts lying about their quarterly numbers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Smart software writes the restructure announcements for you automatically.
Month 5
Sensors and text analysis replace your manual sentiment surveys.
Month 11
Generative models produce corporate decks that nobody ever reads.
Month 16
Synthetic avatars deliver the bad news to employees efficiently.
Month 19 · D-Day
All your functions are consolidated into a single background process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
400 yearly
Average slide decks created
98 percent
Employees ignored
1200 daily
Meaningless corporate buzzwords used
Your severance
One complimentary digital pat on the back
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