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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour Rolodex is just a database waiting to be indexed and deleted.
Strategic architect of lunches that never yield real revenue.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated relationship mapping and revenue capture.
oof.you▸ PARTNERCORE AGENT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates contract terms while you sleep
You identify potential partners and structure revenue-sharing agreements to drive sales growth.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a partner is lying about their pipeline.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your CRM data is scraped to identify your best performing partners.
Month 3
AI sends hyper-personalized partnership pitches without requiring a lunch meeting.
Month 6
Smart contracts adjust revenue shares dynamically based on partner performance data.
Month 12
The system replaces human oversight with real-time feedback loops for partners.
Month 18 · D-Day
The last partnership negotiation is finalized by a cold, efficient algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
94 percent
Coffee meetings ignored
3.2 tons
Pipeline dead weight
4000
Cold reach-outs per day
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a high-end networking app.
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