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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTraining partners to sell software is just manual labor for the gullible.
Bridge-builder for partners who only care about the margin.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Partners dont need humans, they need APIs.
help!youAI▸ CHANNELCORE AUTOMATA 3.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters technical questions through automated sentiment analysis
You explain security stacks to partners and chase them for sales training. You are essentially a glorified bridge.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a partner is lying about their actual pipeline progress.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
A smart portal replaces all your basic partner technical questions.
Month 3
Interactive video modules replace your live whiteboarding sessions.
Month 7
Algorithms determine which partners deserve support instead of human intuition.
Month 13
Your community hub is now moderated by an engagement engine.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your role is fully integrated into our self-service ecosystem.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4000 monthly
Partner hours wasted
Zero dollars
Relationship value
300x faster
Query resolution speed
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our competitor's webinar platform.
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