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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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October 23, 2027
In 12 monthsYou exist solely to attend meetings about meetings that never happen.
Professional post-it note mover and calendar squatter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Meetings are obsolete when data flows itself.
nom.you▸ SYNCBOT AGILE ORCHESTRATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes all pending tickets in one click
You track team tasks in digital boards and report progress during endless sync sessions. You facilitate agile ceremonies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when someone is about to quit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors read git activity to update your status boards automatically.
Month 3
Algorithms rank your tickets by priority without needing human input.
Month 6
Virtual meeting agents handle standups with silent text summaries.
Month 9
Software predicts delivery dates more accurately than your gut feeling.
Month 12 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated and the dashboard runs on autopilot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
90 percent
Time spent in standups
400 daily
Jira tickets moved
Zero
Value added
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a meditation app.
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