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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou are selling hope to people who only want a tax receipt.
Professional guilt-tripper with a LinkedIn full of mission statements.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising empathy for maximum tax yield
oof.youAI▸ DONORBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates donor guilt trips via push notification
You spend days managing boards, fundraising from major donors, and reviewing impact reports for various charitable initiatives.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows which donor hates the smell of lilies.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart agents write personalized emails that trigger donor wallets.
Month 5
An algorithm presents impact data that board members cannot refute.
Month 10
The machine manages all donor relations without needing small talk.
Month 17
Tax laws and filings are handled by a real-time monitor.
Year 2 · D-Day
The CEO office is replaced by a high-efficiency server closet.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
Zero needed
Annual Gala Handshakes
99 percent
Donor retention rate
Too much
Coffee budget saved
Your severance
A commemorative plaque and a tax-deductible exit fee.
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